Real Estate Humour

Nelson Bay Real Estate Funny Of The Day

Humor is infectious.  The sound of roaring laughter is contagious. When laughter is shared it binds people together and increases happiness and intimacy. Here is a funny story that we found for you to enjoy…

Nelson Bay Real Estate Funny Quote Of The Day:  ”A Celebrity Is Someone That Works Hard All His Life To Become Well Known, Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized”Normal Is Not Something To Aspire To, It’s Something To Get Away From” By Fred Allen

Real Estate Humour

A very successful real estate broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my real estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day and learn the business.”

The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate office. I can’t stand agents.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some the paperworks.”

“I hate paperworks,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half-owner of my real estate office, but you don’t like office and won’t work in a office. What am I going to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out.”

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Nelson Bay Real Estate Funny Of The Day

Check out this Real Estate Joke that has been passed along…

Nelson Bay Real Estate Quote Of The Day:  “Make All You Can, Save All You Can, Give All You Can” By John Wesley

A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read  ’BEST AGENTS.’

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading  ’LOWEST COMMISSIONS.’

The broker panicked, until he got an idea.  He put the biggest sign all over his own real estate office.  It read: ‘MAIN ENTRANCE’

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Nelson Bay Real Estate Funny Story Of The Day

Would you like to know what Nelson Bay Real Estate agents really get up to in the office? ? ? Scroll down to find out…

Nelson Bay Real Estate Funny Quote Of The Day: “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.” By Lana Turner


Have a look at what some Nelson Bay Real Estate agents get up to in their spare time between listing and selling properties in Port Stephens.

These pictures show a nasty prank that was recently made on a colleague to his office desk…  :)

Karma will come back to this agent … We will keep you posted!!!

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